Things I Say While Driving
Me: Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: Lolol your car's a piece of shit.
Me: If I miss that green light because of you...
Me: You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: Nope, roof rack.
Me: Nice 92 Civic, bro. That huge muffler really makes it look nice. I almost thought you were a Ferrari for a second.
[[MORE]] I’m in such an emotional hole right now I just don’t know. Sometimes, I think I’m bipolar because I’ll get into these great moods then all the sudden crash because of one comment or action or event that means nothing. Or I’ll be super satisfied with life for a couple days then out of no where start over thinking and I want to cry and I feel lonely and sad...
[[MORE]]I can’t find my toothbrush. I just had it yesterday but now it’s gone… which means i haven’t brushed my teeth today, this is gross I want to rip my teeth out. I have an obsession with brushing my teeth.
I’m so alone. Someone be my friend.
[[MORE]] I miss my best friend. We just stopped talking and I don’t know why. It just makes me sad.
Supposedly, I’m out of control says my dad.
I really need to check in with reality more instead of just being dumb