January 2012
December 2011
my sisters so drunk oh my god but she gave me her gin so i’m happy okay
Remember when I got people to believe I was 2 months pregnant for a week.
Remember when my dad told me it’s okay to smoke weed but to never do heroine.
Remember when my sister and I broke into the golf course to go sledding but just sat there and smoked cigarettes and talked about our drunk/ high stories.
Remember when I got high and saw an oompa lumpa walk down the road but it was really an old man in a wheel chair.
Remember when I liked Two Door Cinema and Mumford & Sons.
Remember when I got my best friend drunk and she told me she sent this kid nude pictures then showed me them. Oh my god that was horrible.
Remember when my mom tried giving me the sex talk and ended with, “moral of the story don’t do anything you wouldn’t do if Jesus was in the room.”
Remember when I took these bitches to a party but then decided to leave them there because I decided I hated them.
Remember when I found porn on my parents computer?
Remember when I thought it was a smart idea to listen to Josh and to go 4-wheeling in my 2-wheel drive car?
Remember when i made out with my ex’s cousin and his girlfriend in the same night?
Sarah’s drunk life 2011
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hey guys remember in the summer when i got drunk with college guys and took off my shirt and danced on the table?
Sarah’s life, 2011
my blog is pointless i don’t even get what it’s doing most of the time.
Resolutions for 2012-
Don’t die
Read more books
Finish school
Get back in shape
Get a boyfriend
Lose weight
Get a job
New car
Save up for an apartment/ college
2011 in a list-
Treatment
Therapy
Relapse
Fatter
Him
Getting stuck in the mud
Skipping skewl
August 23
Getting my license
Semi- drop out
Anxiety
Depression
Forever alone
Horny
Drinking, a lot
Parties
College boys
Anonymous asked: and by the way you're very pretty :~)
Anonymous asked: hi i love you. i see your posts and i just want to hug you all the time. please don't be so sad <3
If I don’t go to a party New Years Eve I am going to just get drunk by myself. Hello, 12 pack I love you and you’re all mine.
ugh horny and hungry. and lonely.
i’m friendless :(( forever alone