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December 2011
my sisters so drunk oh my god but she gave me her gin so i’m happy okay
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Remember when I got people to believe I was 2 months pregnant for a week.
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Remember when my dad told me it’s okay to smoke weed but to never do heroine.
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Remember when my sister and I broke into the golf course to go sledding but just sat there and smoked cigarettes and talked about our drunk/ high stories.
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Remember when I got high and saw an oompa lumpa walk down the road but it was really an old man in a wheel chair.
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Remember when I liked Two Door Cinema and Mumford & Sons.
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Remember when I got my best friend drunk and she told me she sent this kid nude pictures then showed me them. Oh my god that was horrible.
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Remember when my mom tried giving me the sex talk and ended with, “moral of the story don’t do anything you wouldn’t do if Jesus was in the room.”
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Remember when I took these bitches to a party but then decided to leave them there because I decided I hated them.
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Remember when I found porn on my parents computer?
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Remember when I thought it was a smart idea to listen to Josh and to go 4-wheeling in my 2-wheel drive car?
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Remember when i made out with my ex’s cousin and his girlfriend in the same night? Sarah’s drunk life 2011
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hey guys remember in the summer when i got drunk with college guys and took off my shirt and danced on the table? Sarah’s life, 2011
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my blog is pointless i don’t even get what it’s doing most of the time.
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Resolutions for 2012- Don’t die Read more books Finish school Get back in shape Get a boyfriend Lose weight Get a job New car Save up for an apartment/ college
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2011 in a list- Treatment Therapy Relapse Fatter Him Getting stuck in the mud Skipping skewl August 23 Getting my license Semi- drop out Anxiety Depression Forever alone Horny Drinking, a lot Parties College boys
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Anonymous asked: and by the way you're very pretty :~)
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Anonymous asked: hi i love you. i see your posts and i just want to hug you all the time. please don't be so sad <3
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If I don’t go to a party New Years Eve I am going to just get drunk by myself. Hello, 12 pack I love you and you’re all mine. 
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ugh horny and hungry. and lonely.
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i’m friendless :(( forever alone
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